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2011年4月10日星期日

Reader comments...And April Fools' day headline contest winner

Every week we comments are the best from our readers to honor our Facebook, Twitter, and our article pages! Watch the video below for our response to your comments angriest, funniest and most insightful and then continue reading for more headline fun.

* APRIL FOOLS' DAY HEADLINE CONTEST WINNER ANNOUNCED *.

We asked our readers to come up with a new and funny headline for our history of no. 1 in March: God's wife edited from the Bible-almost.

We had many fantastic entries, but ultimately we had to choose a winner...And the winner is...(see the video to find out!)

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Thank you to all who entered. Below some are of the honorable mentions, which made it to our last rounds of the vote. Take a look through them and you, then let us know if we made the right decision!

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?OTHER FUNNY FACEBOOK AND TWITTER REPLIES OF THE WEEK:

In response to this story: Giant squid eye... in a glass?

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In response to this story: antimatter gets serious

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In response to this story: Mayfly took flight 300 million years ago

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2011年4月8日星期五

April Fools' day headline CONTEST...Plus your comments!

Every week we comments are the best from our readers to honor our Facebook, Twitter, and our article pages! Watch the video below for our response to your comments angriest, funniest and most insightful and then read further for other honorable mentions.

But first:

* APRIL FOOLS' DAY CONTEST! ***

Come up with a new and funny headline for our history no. 1 in March: God's wife edited from the Bible-almost

Let your new headline proposal in the section "Comments".

The headline us laugh the hardest WINS A FREE T-SHIRT with their headline on you!

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NOTABLE TWEETS:

We are happy to help us, @ WhippetSociety better night sleep because of the story: "blow your mind: Pope on a cosmic rope."

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Cry1Sorry, @ Dharmafrog and @ JA88ERW0CK to make cry with the following stories: "Evidence establishing Dino drawing only a mud patch" and "Mini horse gets prosthesis."

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The "funniest comments of the week" came in response to this story: "Monkey Barfs and Rechews food." I feel particularly bad for Claude F. Gauthier of brother - and Charlie Sheen.

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The "good question of the week" award is at Dan Bourke for want to know why space so low-fi in this story seems photos: "history made: MESSENGER orbital photography of mercury."

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The "best sarcastic comment of the week" award goes to Don sleeper for his commentary related to the article: "food packaging ports harmful chemicals."

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Special thanks go to Darren Moorhouse for catching my typos of this week! And for his understanding of it.


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2011年4月5日星期二

Shuttle launch pushed back, April 29

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A conflict in the schedule to the international space station NASA is launch of his next- to -last shuttle mission of the April 19, April 29 delay prompted.

A Russian progress ship is planned, to the station before shuttle arrive, the endeavour from its 14-day mission deployment of particle detector would be Alpha magnetic spectrometer departing for the orbital outpost. The station may not commence business, and NASA had hoped that the Russians can have progress in orbit until to May 1, the shuttle loiter departure.

NASA spokesman Allard bag tells us it is a biology experiment aboard the progress that can wait. Officials tried whether the experiment on the shuttle instead could fly but the logistics for, proved to be too complicated. NASA decided after a meeting on Sunday, was the best way of the puzzles start 10 days to move the endeavour. An official start date is set to flight readiness review on 19 April.

No immediate word on how the US Republic Gabrielle Giffords ability to visit the start would have. The Democrat of Arizona recovered from a gunshot wound through his head. Her husband is the endeavour Commander astronaut Mark Kelly. Kelly has said that when Giffords doctors agree, Space Center travel to the Kennedy, to see the start.

(Endeavour Commander Scott Kelly, left, and crew on a practice launch countdown at the Kennedy Space Center last week.) Credit: NASA)


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2011年3月31日星期四

Yankees Bracing for Cold in Opener and in April

 

It sounded like a complaint — well, it was, actually — but then Swisher, who is probably the Yankees’ leading enthusiast about life in general, grinned. “But hey, no better place than the Bronx, man.”


March is not going out quite as lamblike as the adage would have it, which makes the prospect of opening day in New York just a tad less idyllic than one might hope. When the Yankees face the Tigers on Thursday afternoon, the occasion is likely to be chilly, with temperatures in the 40s, and possibly very wet, with rain in the forecast.


As both teams ran through perfunctory workouts Wednesday, the Yankees made the unsurprising announcement that Brett Gardner would lead off and Derek Jeter would bat second against the Tigers right-hander Justin Verlander, though Jeter will lead off against lefties. Luis Ayala, the former Met, will take the final bullpen slot to start the season, replacing Pedro Feliciano, another former Met, who is on the disabled list. And it was still uncertain whether Curtis Granderson, recuperating from an injury to an oblique muscle, would start in center field.


Also, A. J. Burnett has a nasty head cold. “Don’t get too close to me, man,” he warned at one point.


Without a lot to discuss, talk naturally, or perhaps with a little prompting, turned toward the weather, long underwear, insulated batting gloves and sitting near the heaters on the bench. Asked how he prepared for playing in the cold, Jeter laughed.


“More clothes, man,” he said.


The idea of playing in a chilly rain did not excite Mark Teixeira. The good thing, he said, was that both teams have to play in it.


“But anyone who’s ever played golf when it’s raining and windy, you take it inside and play cards in the clubhouse,” Teixeira said, adding that cold weather is much tougher on hitters than pitchers. “The ball doesn’t carry as well, you’re not going to be as loose, and every time you hit the ball off the end of the bat you feel like your hands are broken.”


Teixeira and his teammates may have to get used to it. The forecast for the next several days does not call for much higher temperatures, and the team’s quirky early-season schedule is frontloaded with home games. Twelve of the Yankees’ first 15 games are in the Bronx, the only interruption being a weekend series in a potentially chillier clime: Boston.


Through May 1, only 8 of the team’s first 28 games are on the road, and the 20 home games equal the number the Yankees are scheduled to play in August and September combined.


Manager Joe Girardi said that so many late-season away games did not matter much — “Our club in the past has played well on the road, so that’s not a huge concern,” he said — but the early-season home games can create a problem if weather forces many cancellations.


Swisher raised an eyebrow over the schedule.


“We’re home the whole month of April, but then we have, like, nine home games in August?” Swisher said with an incredulous shrug. “Why would you do that? Why would you not start us off in warmer climates, and then once the Midwest and the East start warming up, play us there. Send us out west, send us down south, send us anywhere. But you’re going to put us here for a whole month?”


The main difficulty for pitchers in the cold is maintaining a feel for the ball, so it does not begin to feel slippery, in Swisher’s phrase, “like a cue ball.”


Phil Hughes, who will start the third game of the season on Sunday, acknowledged that the cold could be a factor in his using the pitch he worked hardest on in spring training: the changeup.


“The first week of the season the adrenaline warms you up a little,” he said, “but it is a feel pitch, and if you can’t feel the baseball as well as you can in warm weather, it might be affected. That’s what these next couple of days are for, to get used to it, and hopefully by Sunday I’ll be all right.”


Cue ball effect aside, generally the players seem to regard cold weather as a boon for pitchers as opposed to hitters.


“Definitely pitchers,” Jeter said, “because pitchers are always moving.”


Joba Chamberlain, the Yankees reliever, agreed.


“Pitchers, we dictate everything that’s going on,” he said. “You can get in on people’s hands.”


He also made the point that before a pitcher enters the game, he warms up. “Even when it’s cold you’re working up a sweat,” he said. “We get hot just to come in.” Both starting pitchers, Verlander and the Yankees’ C. C. Sabathia, responded the same way — with a smile and a four-word sentence — when asked about playing in the cold. “Hitters don’t like it,” they said.


Sabathia, the former Cleveland Indian, added: “I’m used to it, from pitching in Cleveland. I kind of like it.”


Jeter said his least favorite of the elements was wind. “Windy is the toughest,” he said. “Wind makes it colder, plus you’ve got to throw into the wind, and hit into the wind. Wind complicates things.”


Russell Martin, beginning his first season with the Yankees after playing in relatively sunny Los Angeles, said nobody had an advantage in the cold. It was bad for both the hitter and pitcher, he said.


And then there was Mariano Rivera. You’d think, perhaps, that as a native Panamanian, Rivera, the Yanks’ nonpareil closer, would disdain low temperatures and say so. But asked if he preferred pitching in warm weather, what he disdained was the question.


“What I prefer or don’t prefer, it don’t matter,” he said, speaking with characteristic quietude and gravitas. “It’s not going to change anything. We’re here. Whether it’s cold or warm, we have to live with it. We’re ready.”